***Breaking news***
A hideous freak accident has resulted in the bodies of Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera being fused together into one blonde, female, twentysomething, scantily-clad, controversial pop starlet. Following intensive medical and psychological treatment, the newly-combined celebrities have chosen to continue their/her career/s under the name of Britnina Spaguelera, dividing all royalties between their/her former agents, and tossing a coin in order to decide between acting and singing projects.