Thursday, September 08, 2005

The Condensed Matrix Trilogy

Computer hacker Neo discovers that he is the Chosen One. He is killed and comes back to life.

Agent Smith: How did he do that?
Morpheus: He is the Chosen One.
Agent Smith: Is that all the explanation we're going to get?

Neo kills Agent Smith. Agent Smith comes back to life.

Neo: How did you do that?
Agent Smith: I am your arch nemesis, the anti-Chosen One.
Neo: Is that all the explanation we're going to get?

Morpheus: Let's free the human race from the tyranical rule of the machines.
Neo: Yes, let's.
Machines: We're more powerful than you.
Morpheus: Oh, please don't kill us!

Neo: I'll get rid of Agent Smith for you, since you are unable to do so yourselves for no apparent reason.
Machines: Pathetic, isn't it? Go on then, and we'll spare your miserable race this time.

Neo fights Smith. The fight ends with something happening, but it isn't clear what.
Morpheus: Well, we're still living under the tyranical rule of the machines and our Chosen One is dead, and hundreds of people are still being used as machine food, but...um...the war is over. Hooray!

The End

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