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The entertainment industry was shaken yesterday by the death of classical and pop singer Charlotte Church. Church, 21, had just finished recording her new album "I'm a Dirty Crack-Whore and Don't You Forget It" and had retired to her Sussex country mansion when she was attacked by a mystery intruder who broke into her bedroom with a bucket of water. The singer was rushed to hospital following the attack, but was pronounced "completely melted" by doctors on arrival. This is believed to be related to the shocking string of murders of female celebrities of the last six months, which include the death of actress and singer Lindsay Lohan, 19, who was crushed to death after being landed on by a house last June.
Members of the popular teen band, Son of Dork, appeared in court today, after being arrested for unlawful and dishonest imitation of an American band. The charges being brought against them are believed to include:
Singing with American accents.
Dressing like American teenagers.
Using American slang in their song titles and lyrics and even in the name of the band itself - examples being taken from their debut album "Ticket Outta Loserville".
Making American-looking pop videos featuring such stereotypical American imagery as cheerleaders shaking pom-poms.
At the end of the hearing, the judge ordered the band members to turn over their baseball caps, skateboards, M & Ms, Hershey bars, and sentenced them to a year of imprisonment with nothing to watch but old episodes of Eastenders, before informing them that they should consider themselves "like, totally busted".
The entertainment industry was shaken yesterday by the death of classical and pop singer Charlotte Church. Church, 21, had just finished recording her new album "I'm a Dirty Crack-Whore and Don't You Forget It" and had retired to her Sussex country mansion when she was attacked by a mystery intruder who broke into her bedroom with a bucket of water. The singer was rushed to hospital following the attack, but was pronounced "completely melted" by doctors on arrival. This is believed to be related to the shocking string of murders of female celebrities of the last six months, which include the death of actress and singer Lindsay Lohan, 19, who was crushed to death after being landed on by a house last June.
Members of the popular teen band, Son of Dork, appeared in court today, after being arrested for unlawful and dishonest imitation of an American band. The charges being brought against them are believed to include:
Singing with American accents.
Dressing like American teenagers.
Using American slang in their song titles and lyrics and even in the name of the band itself - examples being taken from their debut album "Ticket Outta Loserville".
Making American-looking pop videos featuring such stereotypical American imagery as cheerleaders shaking pom-poms.
At the end of the hearing, the judge ordered the band members to turn over their baseball caps, skateboards, M & Ms, Hershey bars, and sentenced them to a year of imprisonment with nothing to watch but old episodes of Eastenders, before informing them that they should consider themselves "like, totally busted".
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