Film Pitch no. 7
The Paris that ate Cars
The personality, talent and charisma vacuum known as Paris Hilton threatens to absorb the entire universe unless her power is kept in check by continuous media attention. When that attention is diverted away by an even greater Negative Energy force - Jennifer Lopez's latest engagement - Paris loses control and begins to hoover up all the positive matter around her. Like an imploded sun, she grows and grows, sucking in buildings, people, trees, and of course, cars, until half the city is gone. Can the paparazzi and TV stations be persuaded to turn their cameras back to her before it's too late?
The Paris that ate Cars
The personality, talent and charisma vacuum known as Paris Hilton threatens to absorb the entire universe unless her power is kept in check by continuous media attention. When that attention is diverted away by an even greater Negative Energy force - Jennifer Lopez's latest engagement - Paris loses control and begins to hoover up all the positive matter around her. Like an imploded sun, she grows and grows, sucking in buildings, people, trees, and of course, cars, until half the city is gone. Can the paparazzi and TV stations be persuaded to turn their cameras back to her before it's too late?
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